i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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