Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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