I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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