I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You're a waste of cheezeits
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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