dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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