Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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