i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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