we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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