Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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