No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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