Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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