brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Cold hands, warm shart.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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