if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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