he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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