dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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