Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
