it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
NoShamevember. You game?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
