my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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