there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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