No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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