no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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