Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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