Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The uberlube is also flammable
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