We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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