did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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