does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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