i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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