and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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