He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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