Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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