yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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