he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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