its not stalking. its research.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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