I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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