Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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