have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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