quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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