just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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