what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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