The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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