You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
