Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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