You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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