I puked a lego.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
