I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
