just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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