i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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