Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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