Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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