you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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