Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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